I’m ugly but it’s exotic
me, knowing better than to fall for the lies about that week’s episode of riverdale being the wildest yet
me, getting hyped anyway
me, getting disappointed every week because it was not, in fact, the wildest episode ever. or even all that great tbh
me, not caring by friday about the plot holes and inconsistencies and the absolute nonsense of it all
because i remembered this is supposed to happen at some point this season
leads back to me, knowing that week’s episode is going to make almost no sense and knowing that whoever says that that week’s episode is the wildest yet is a liar
me, getting hyped by wednesday afternoon anyway
sigh
The Riverdale Vortex ™️
This is very accurate.





